/ Saturday, September 6, 2008

Just now when I was inside the bus, i saw 2 monks. They were really funny. They were making noise like nobody was around them. Their voices very loud. Even I was listening song by handphone also can listen clearly what they're talking about.

Here is their funny conversation(in cantonese and malay):
Monk 1: How much is the fare going to Hospital Kuala Lumpur?
Malay: RM1.50.
Monk 1:Okay.

(He gave the malay a RM50 paper note. But the malay didn't have much more money to give back him the changes. So the malay went to driver there to get some paper notes.)

Monk 2: Eh?! Why he ran away?!
Monk 1: 67!!! I gave him RM50 leh. He just gave me RM1 as the changes? Niama cb!!! (keep scold the malay until he got back the changes from malay)
Monk 2: Eh, merdeka day passed already arh? Why still having traffic jam one?
Monk 1: Aiya! Today is saturday mah. So everyone come out lo. So traffic jam lo.
Monk 2: I am very hungry. Feel like want to eat noodle.
Monk 1: Yalo. Somemore the beef really tasty with the noodle. Nevermind, later we go eat.

(A malay woman came up the bus. She is a 40-year old woman but she looks younger like 30-year old)

Monk 2: Wei! Look at her! Looks so young ler.
Monk 1: Maybe she used SK-II.
Monk 2: But SK-II very damn expensive wor.
Monk 1: Aiya, nowadays every old woman looks younger because most of them are using cosmetics one. They are so fake.
Monk 2: Hahaha. Wei by the way do you know Manchester City has been taken over by a damn rich man?
Monk 1: Sure i know lah. I also knew that rich man want to buy many star players with 500 million pounds tim.
Monk 2: Even Manchester United also want to throw away Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester City arh. Manchester United will get 134 million pounds wor.
Monk 1: Yalo yalo. Eh, reach already lu.

(They quickly came down from the bus.)

I was keep feeling like....... sweating sweating sweating! =.=

p/s: I posted this at Starbuck by using wireless of my phone. Used almost an hour to connect successfully to the wireless access point. Grr!

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